Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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