We won't sleep together?
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
