You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
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We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
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What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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