i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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