About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
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