i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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