She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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