Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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