Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
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mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
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They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME