i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
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You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
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don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
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