He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
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She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
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Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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