Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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