Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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