HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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