how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
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You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
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I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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