Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
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Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
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I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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