Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
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Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
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The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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