I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
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Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
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It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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