margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
im about as happy as oj after his trial
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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