Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
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The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
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If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Please don't give away my fajitas
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