Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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