Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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