I'm eating all of the evidence.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Randomize
