Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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