Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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