i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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