does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
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the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
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She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
i now understand why vodka
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
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