He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
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Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
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