That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
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