That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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