Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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