need another drink. this is the easiest way
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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