office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
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The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
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I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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