He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
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Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
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Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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