Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
ttyl tear gas
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
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