Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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