The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
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Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
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just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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