I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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