are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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