yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I just forgot I was standing up.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
Randomize
