arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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