Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
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It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Randomize