Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
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We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
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He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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