this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
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