My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
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there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
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I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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