And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
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Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
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I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
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