Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
Randomize
