everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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