Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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