I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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