Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
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Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
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i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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