Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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