Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
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Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
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Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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