And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
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no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
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It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
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