oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
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She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
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I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
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