FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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